It’s a bra thing.

It’s not a trend went viral thing, nor is it so ~oh~ popular, but the girls trending it are so ~it~ that even if this bra thing does not become a hit, the trick is so it.

It’s not a trend for everyone. It’s a trend for the girls who dare. And are an A (for Alexa Chung) or a B (for Natasha Goldenberg). For the apples to enjoy, it’s their time. For people have been enjoying apples since forever. Yum.

Bra,

Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga oh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Good romance. Fun romance. Free romance. Ro-mah-mah!

One, obviously, can not not be noticed when wearing a bra in public. The trick, in fact, is for the one wearing it to not make it into a thing. About the bra. This is about the bra, you might, at first, be tempted to say. But, oh-la-la, it’s not. It’s about the attitude. More than it is about what’s in it. Apples. Nature lovers. Prior to wearing it, while wearing it and post wearing it.

Walk, walk fashion baby, work it move that bitch crazy.

Of course, every single detail (every just-got-out-of-bed hair) matters, but you don’t feel the effort. I know! That’s the trick. Effortlessly chic. While wearing your bra in publique. I knooow!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh! Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh!

The juiciness of the apples we’re thinking about (I wonder what everyone reading this is thinking about) is in the effortlessness, oui! Only you and I, we both know, the effortlessness is, in fact, a very pleasant effort no one sees. Where would the fun be? The fun is in putting an outfit together quickly, based on every single detail you’ve been paying attention to your whole life, oui!

The trick is – can you hear the drums? – way much more fun than the trend is. The good kind of romance. Just don’t be an A for Adam and a B for Eve. Or be and this is how you’ll get down in history. Or don’t and live forever.

Free.

This trick in fall reminds me of another trick in fall: long sleeves, trousers and barefoot a.k.a. barely-there sandals. There’s something about the Fall. The changes. The skin. The apples.

Paris fashion week is in full bloom, as we speak, for the real bloom of the Spring/Summer 2020. Givenchy rolls back the years to 1993 with bra tops and baggy jeans, according to The Guardian.

This bra thing is becoming a classic for sure. Released femininity. A hit. The trick is to figure out the trick. It. Naturally.

Oh-la-la!