Great, I’ve been working on getting the surfboard, surfboard out of my system and haven’t yet succeeded at it, nor that I have wanted to, it seems, so here it is, still, still the one, you’re still the one.

Surfboard, surfboard.

… When this came along: work, work, work, love, love, love, dirt, dirt, dirt, nah, nah, nah, work, work, work, turn, turn, turn. Groovy. Or ANTI, the nr. 8 album of Rihanna nah nah. The much anticipated, the 3 years awaited for album umm ummm.

Repetition has been having a blast for some time now. Years. Years, years.

It’s like a Boomerang. Hashtag.

Don’t you miss Rihanna on Instagram? …Is that lame to say? In the Instagram world, I guess it isn’t, but you know what I mean, as in she kinda had ruled it, with a crown and all.

Then boom, nothing. And this is what came out of the nothing. The album. Or she just got fed up. She went “f*ck off…” and now we want to become friends with RiRi.

Or her team had decided on vacationing for 3 years.

Regardless, Rihanna is “dope” (she promoted the word back in the days on Insta) and she is here. Boom. Boom, boom. And if you got by here reading this, I salute and hug you. Jk. But I would if I could.

Jk. This is your prize. The 13-track standard edition will stream exclusively on Tidal for seven days. Put on your Dolce&Gabbana headphones (below), listen to “Work”, the first released track, and there will be no way back for you. “Work, work, work / Work, work, work / You see me I be / Work, work, work / Work, work, work”.

Now you try and use that many words as an introduction to “You can download or stream Rihanna’s new album, “ANTI”, just by clicking here. What’s your favourite track? Love on the brain is mine.

This is why. There.

Where?