Because it’s the coolest! When in doubt of what to wear, throw on a jumpsuit and you’re done. You’re not. You’ll feel like jumping. Actually, you won’t, but your mind will for sure. The what to dress in question will be so, oh, solved. Jump into the jumpsuit and you’re done. Oui, this is the right order.
You can actually wear one from dusk till dawn until you’re done (in a slightly English accent). You work in it, you walk in it, you wake up (lifting shoulders emoji) in it, you play cool in it, you play the je-m’en-fiche in it, you just play in your jumpsuit. In it and your trainers. Unlike myself; I am still looking for my perfect pair of sneakers. My perfect off white pair of traineeeers. With stars on the sides and everything. Carelessly whistling emoji.
Until I find them, I am going to wear my nude tasseled slippers. I slipped into them just as I slipped into the jumpsuit. I will try to jump into them, next time. The title says so.
The straps of the jumpsuit are supposed to be tied around the neck. Instead, I X-ed them just as X-ibit x-es his hands. It seemed like a good idea instead of a big necklace. The golden one I’m wearing all the time does not count. It just counts too much.
The hair? Don’t care!
You try not to check your phone all the time. You can, however, hear it ringing. You can’t, therefore, ignore it. Luckily, it’s your girlfriends calling you out on the playground. Remember the times? And you so want to go. Done. Done. And done! Only the playground now involves heels.
I am either wearing these if it’s hot and I feel like almost taking a shower in the streets. What? You know the feeling and these straps will do the job.
Or these if it’s that lovy-dovy-windy-summer-smooshi-whooshi we all love that we almost kiss in the streets. We can them both. Take a shower and kiss. Obviously, in the streets.
Either way, I have my earrings on! Something to rhyme with on.
And my party mood on. On and on. There.