Now I don’t know if you know how it is to wake up in the morning, brush your teeth, eat or whatever, you almost have to get out, ok you are already running late and you still have your pyjamas on. And not because you would rather go back to sleep, that is redundant, but because the anxiety attack kicks in because you don’t know what to wear because you don’t even know what season it is any more. It used to be winter, but then spring came and quickly left or something and now here it is some season that is playing hard with our heads.
And you know I like playing.
So I had to do something to like this f***ing season. As in literally. Since it is mindf**king us anyway.
First of all, throw on a party on your own. But that is the general rule. While typing “throw on”, I totally thought of “a skirt”, but then “party” is always in the back of my mind, so there.
You see where this weather got me to?
I was saying. Skirt! To trick the spring and yourself. To look more dressed, dressed, not dressed up (necessarily), put a thick, matte, black pair of tights. This is how you trick winter, too, ha! A loose, very-pleasant-to-stay-in-all-day sweater. I am wearing his. Heels, no heels, your call. I am wearing mine.
And just to cover it all up and to trick the sun just the way he tricks you, put on your most oversized coat eva’. For the “I am wearing my blanket to town, I am still in my bed, under my blanket, don’t mind me, move on, move on” kinda feeling.
Have fun. We said something about a party earlier on. We did, didn’t we?
The scarf? It is a scarf instead of a belt. My way of saying “party”. Sort of. What’s yours?