It is night, late in the night, you are in your pyjamas, you had already showered and put your coconut oil on. And on. Right. You had brushed your teeth. I know. The hustle. At last, you are on the couch and you intend on laying there for just 10 minutes which are never 10 and all you can think of is, is, iiis a small square of chocolate. One. Dark chocolate.
But you had just brushed your teeth, god damn! What to do?! Eat the chocolate (!) and brush your teeth. Again. Yes. Because how could you not have the chocolate?
Now you can go to sleep. Or smile and by smile I mean kiss your partner in crime. Kiss, kiss as in not just kiss. Or dream of the one! And then well, then smile! Both in bed (definitely in bed!) and the following day.
They say that teeth are like diamonds and they also say that diamonds are a girl’s (and now boy’s) best friends, but I guess all they really wanted to say was that teeth are our best friends. You see? They stand by us literally. In us, actually. They are there when we say “I want you” and they are here to bite.
When necessary as in when eating, hey.
Btw, did you know that kissing reduces anxiety, stops the “noise” in our minds and increases the levels of oxytocin, the extremely calming hormone that produces a feeling of high… I’m thinking… “High for this”, as The weeknd says).
This is not trivia, but did you know that by smiling you put to work 13 muscles, whereas by “straight facing” you put to rest 65 of them?
The point is, brush your teeth and smile. Isle, isle!
…To kiss, well… You gotta be a pro! You gotta have fun! Go to your bed now (to be read “bed”, not “couch”) and listen to The Weeknd. Haha. Listen to be read “