Meryl Streep

White night. Red carpet. Live from the Oscars 2015.

Goood Morning! It is 3 a.m. and my excitement is bananas. I managed to wake up and actually be here. So let the Oscars 2015 begin. Because yes! This is Bucharest. Not Paris. Not LA baby. But thank God for tv. And me! Pf. Isn’t there some magic in the black tea?

Whoa. That was not intended. But this is for sure. Liiiiive. Aaaa!

Marion Cotillard in Dior. J’adore. Gorgeous. Cool. Classy. Daring. Fun. And white! Right!

Mrion Cotillard in DIor. Cool. Classy. Daring. Fun. And whiiite!

Julianne Moore in Chanel. She stepped out of the green and jumped right into a pearl. Whole together. Refined. Glam. Love it. Right there onto the first place with Marion. Yom!

Julianne Moore Chanel she stepped out of the green into a pearl. Whole together.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Beautiful. Full stop.

Gwyneth Paltrow. Uh! Now try thiis. Solange. Gwyneth. Solange. Gwyneth. Get it, get it? Beautiful

Lady Gaga. Gorgeous Azzedine Alaïa dress. Gourgeous! And I understand the whole Gaga twist. Gaga rules. But this dress… Sigh.

Lady Gaga. Gourgeous Azzedine Alaia dress. Gourgeous! And I understand the whole Gaga twist. Gaga rules. But. Not with this dress. Sigh

Emma Stone. You can just feel her ease in this dress. Not her best so far, but one of the coolest. The accessories. The shoooes. And Emma is cool. You go, girl! Fingers crossed for your nominee in “Birdman”.

Emma Stone. You can just feel her ease in doing this dress. Not her best so far But one of the coolest. And Emma is cool .You go, girl!

Anna Wintour. Nice. And the necklace freshed it up big time. And the cape! And is that a try of a smile? Awwm.

Anna Wintour. Nice. And the necklace freshed it up big time. And is that the try for a smile? Awwm.

Cate Blanchett in Margiela. The unfinished-looking everything hem is this big SS2015 thing. The necklace is not anymore, though (?!?!?!). Good. Bad. Good. Bad. Good!

Cate Blanchett in Margiela. The unfinished-looking hem is this big SS2015 thing. The necklace is not. It was, thoug. Good. Bad. Good. Bad. Good.

Nicole Kidman. You wouldn’t have thought of it, right? Lemonish-ish sequin dress with tomatoes-ish belt and a trunk clutch. Now I don’t know a lot of gals who could pull this off. And the way she shines on the stage as we speak. Oh!

Nicole KIdman. You wouldn't have though of it, right? Yellow-ish sequin dress with red laque belt and a LV trunk clutch. Now I don't know a lot of gals who could pull this like that

Jennifer Lopez in Elie Saab. Now forget about Elie Saab. And say “Bravowh Jay Lowh!”. Different dress. Same girl. Shazam: “Forever young” by Beyonce and Jay-Z.

Jennifer Lopez in ELie Saab. Now forget about Elie Saab. Bravowh Jay Lowh. Different dress. Same face. Niiice

Naomi Watts in Armani. I saw her moving in it on the red carpet. And she was stunning! Head to toe. Naked waist sides? Another big SS2015.

Naomi Watts in Armani. I saw her moving in it. And it looked just right for her. Head to toe. Naked waist sides? Another big SS2015

Now I didn’t see this coming. I don’t really get Reese’e Reese. Or whatever. But this Tom Ford worked just right for Reese Witherspoon. Maybe her best look so far. Though she won’t be hugging anyone tonight. Boo…

Reese Whitherspoon in Tom Ford. Maybe her best look so far. She won't be hugging anyone during the show, though.

The following is the in-between line for me. It came naturally in-between. You know what I mean?

Keira Knightley. One of my favourites. And I don’t mean the dress. And yes, it is classy as… Heaven. And it suits her whole pregnancy style. But hmm…

Keira Knightley. One of my favourites. And I don't mean the dess. Was right between these two categories. Argh... Uhm. Classy made it to the good one.

See my point below? The pre-Oscars Keira was more… Keira!

The pre-Oscars Keira would have won it!

Sienna Miller in Oscar de la Renta. Interesting dress, but… But… Dunno. The hair, the straight face? This was far better.

Sienna Miller in Oscar de la Renta. Nice dress, but can't really see it cause of the hair or something?

Dakota Johnson in Saint Laurent. The whole thing is highly sustained by the soft up do. Cool. Still, not vavavoom. Yet, the shiny rope made her shine on the stage as soon as I saw her. And the soft up do. Oh, I already said that. There is just something about wearing red on the red carpet. Red, red… They should have it changed into white. Argh.

Dakota Johnson in Saint Laurent. The whole thing is highly sustained by the soft up do. Cool. Still, not vavavoom. She quickly moved to the good side as soon as I saw her on stage

Jennifer Aniston. Well, she looks good, obviously. But I just can’t can’t take my eyes off of her. And she would deserve that. She has almost fallen into the not-so-good part. When…

Jennifer Aniston. Well, she looks good, obviously. But, I just can't Can't my eyes off of her. And she would deserve that.

This came along and Jen is in-between.

But then

 Patricia Arquette. Interesting choice. But not so good of a pose. Ok, if we would only photograph her from her right arm’s angle. What to do…

Patricia Arquette. Interesting choice. Not so good of a pose. Ok, if we would only photograph her from her right arm's angle. What to do...

Chrissy Teigen. Uhm… Let’s say John Legend looked “more fun on her” tonight.

Chrissy Teigen. Uhm... Let's say John Legend looked more fun on her tonight.

Felicity Jones in Alexander McQueen. Are those pearls? Could it be the bangs that got her here? Beautiful smile though 🙂

Felicity JOnes in ALexander McQueen. Are those pearls? Beatiful smile

Now. Well how to name the next? Uhm… Coulda! Woulda! Shoulda! Let’s just say they could have done it better.

Meryl Streep. “Neaaah!”.

Meryl Streep. Even she says Neaaah herself

Scarlett Johansson in Versace. Oh no, no, no. I love you, Scarlett! But the cuts, the necklace, the earring oh well… Oh Scarlett.

Scarlett Johansson In versace. Oh no, no, no. I love you, Scarlett! The cuts, the necklace, the earring well... Oh Scarlett.

 Rosamund Pike. Hm… Could it be the red carpet again?!

Rosamund Pike hmmm.

Margot Robbie. Something, just something… Is not something.

Margot Robbie. Like the girl. But just not pulled together kinda look. Boo

Solange Knowless. Uhm. A!

Solange Knowless. Uhm. Hmm Aa... Uh! Now try thiis. Solange. Gwyneth. Solange. Gwyneth. Get it, get it?

Try this! Solange. Gwyneth. Solange. Gwyneth.

Solange Knowless. Uhm. Hmm Aa... Uh! Now try thiis. Solange. Gwyneth. Solange. Gwyneth. Get it, get it?

Gwyneth Paltrow. Uh! Now try thiis. Solange. Gwyneth. Solange. Gwyneth. Get it, get it? Beautiful

Solange Knowless. Uhm. Hmm Aa... Uh! Now try thiis. Solange. Gwyneth. Solange. Gwyneth. Get it, get it?Gwyneth Paltrow. Uh! Now try thiis. Solange. Gwyneth. Solange. Gwyneth. Get it, get it? Beautiful

Now eyes on the prize! Literally.